But what to dip, or, considering my army, "Who" to dip?
Looking through my box, I saw an Ork Nob, and picked it up. Large flat areas. Simple details. This would work.
Outside I hit it with a nice well-rounded hit of white primer, the first step in the operation.
White Orks can't Krump
After that the model was given, one of the most half-assed, terrible base coat I had ever given to any piece. I worried about the white in all the crevices before realizing the dip would get to it. Still, many areas remained half-painted or untouched.
A paintjob not even my mother could love.
I went outside with my Minwax Polyshade Antique Walnut Satin stain. There was my brush, loaded up with it, centimetres from the model. It I looked into it's souless eyes and it seemed to speak to me.
"Be gentle, this is my first time"
With that I smashed the brush up against it, watching the mixture soak into it. But it seemed like there could have been more than this. I shook the can and brushed again. Now we're talking. But I wanted more. The Nob was plunged into the can. I took it out, removing the excess dip and placing it on the table. I sighed with relief at it's sight, exhausted from the deed, the area covered in sticky brown fluid.

I had lost my dipping virginity.
With the terrible, terrible innuendo above out of the way, the Nob was placed in a cool, dry place, where it shall wait for 12 hours until the stars are right (Or it's dry from the stain).
It has quite a bit of gloss on it. I'll be back with an update on it's progress tomorrow. Then I shall know how much to regret having done this.

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